Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Ignorance

Ignorance is tolerable, but to the extreme, it just drives me up wall. Of course, I'm being a total and complete hypocrite, because I'm one of the most ignorant people you shall ever meet.

Back on topic...this particular entry has to do with people's knowledge of India. I keep getting asked stupid questions about India that any dimwit should know.

"Do they have electricity in India?"
"Where do you sleep...do they have houses?"
"So does your family have to live in little huts? Why don't you just buy a bigger hut for them?"
"Do they use money...or do they just trade stuff like we used to?"

Honestly! What the hell! YES, we have electricity, no, not ALL of India is a wasteland filled with savage huts, and YES, YES, YES WE HAVE MONEY. IT'S CALLED RUPEES, DAMN IT.

And these are coming from people I would expect to know, ranging from college students to 50 year old women! That's like asking a Jew how they're doing, recovering form the Holocaust (hopefully, they're not a holocaust survivor...), or something!

Oh well. I guess people are just ignorant, blumbering fools. Hmf.

BTW - today is Harry Potter's 27th birthday! Happee Birthday Harry!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

HJP...oh and thinking can be painful.

First of all OMG OMG HARRY POTTER. IT'S GONE. I'M GOING TO DIE. BUT IT WAS AMAZING. I LOVED IT!!! PERFECT ENDING. SO GENIUS!

Second, thinking has been way too much work for me lately. Actually it's just this one thing. Okay, so people date, go out, whatever you wanna call it, right? Well, you're either going to break up with that person, or marry them. Or just keep going out with them forever?????

1. You break up

What's the point of going out with someone if you're just going to end up breaking up and heartbroken? I mean, if you know you're not going to end up with that person, then what's the point of going out with them at all??


2. You get married

Who the hell thinks, after a few months, "Hmm...I think I'm going to end up marrying this person..." Especially in high school!!! That is extremely unlikely.


3. You go out forever.

Three letters. Ready? W. T. F.

See...I'm tired, and confused. Relationships need to die. And everyone needs to become bunnies and like Harry Potter and then turn into blades of grass. Please disregard the previous sentence. ^^

EDIT: I think my point was, what are you supposed to expect out of a relationship...I mean in the future?

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Penises

Holy shit, they're not even pretty!! Honestly! The female body is so much more beautiful! I mean...less hair, curves, boobs...we've got it all!! Men, however...the most they've got is muscley arms and abs. Penises, what about penises you say?? No! They're not pretty! Not even the almighty Daniel Radciffe's! I mean...it just looks like a lumpy sausage. Not even appetizing!! Cleavage, however, is much more mesmerizing. I'm sure us vaginas got the better end of the deal...

Now, that's enough nudity!!!! Ummm...to redeem myeslf...take a look at this!

That's all for now....HARRY POTTER COMES OUT ON SATURDAY WOOOT!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

**HEAT**

Oh. My. Effing. Gosh. I can't handle this heat! No longer can I wake up, see the sun and say, "Aaaah, what a beautiful day! I love the summer time." No. Gone are the days where little children play on the sidewalk. Yes....yes, NOW little children FRY on the sidewalk! As I walk downstairs, beautiful and fleeting images of the vivid colors of fall, the cool breeze as a dying leaf dances at your feet, a dead tree looming over a fence flash through my mind...oh, how I long for the autumn. The winter...the cold. They have come to hold a dear place in my heart. Not to mention the rain...

O Rain, how I love you. There is no better feeling that encompasses me, than the one that soars through my veins when you caress my face (okay, perhaps Ian can top that...). How I long for you! I miss hearing your arrival as you patter on the roof. How lonely the leaves must feel without your sacred drops prancing and sliding on their bellies, infant waterfalls dumping forth pools of joy. Rain, rain, please don't go away...

Thursday, July 05, 2007

I don't know why...

...but I sort of feel like posting this poem a family-friend wrote. I never viewed him as much of a poet, but whatevz. Anyways, obviously, he's been in Iraq and has seen some major crap...so yeah!

Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give.
You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Iraq". Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late.
I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed,
Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, your life he buys,
But who gives a fuck if a Soldier dies!

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

California [[is nice to the homeless...]]

Woot! I'm finally back from Cali! Wow...that wedding was amazing in so many ways...I think I'm going to seperate the wedding into four different parts. Enjoy!

1. Fancy Shmancy
Holy crap, dude. Holy. Crap. This wedding is by far the most beautiful wedding I've ever been to...and coming from an Indian family, I've been to a lot. It took place in this precious vineyard in Central California. It was like I had walked into a little tuscan village or something! The sun seemed to kiss everything and make everything beautiful. Everyone was dressed up to the max, and just having the whole family in one place was amazing. The food was good, and...wow. The outside of the reception was amazing. There was a cobblestone path, bordered by a deciduous forest and a bunch of ivy on the other side. Between there was a dirt patio thingy and it was just oh so glorious!! God...I can't even describe it. The flowers were blooming, the trees provided the perfect amount of shade...and...*sigh*....

2. Wasted
Wow. I've never seen my cousins drunk. Ever. I mean, I've heard about it. So, my cousin married a finnish girl, so her whole finnish family was there. You'd think that they'd be the drunk ones, right? NO! The indians! They were dancing like retards, and...oh god, it was so embarrasing, yet incredibly funny. Like, this guy was giving a toast and he was like, "And I know this is going to be a happy marriage, since they are one in Christ..." and my cousin is like, "Right, because Jews nor anyone ELSE in the world could ever be happy!!!" And there was this one who ran around the whole night and introduced us all to the finnish people...every indian girl was named, "Maxine," that night. She couldn't remember our names, lmao. One of my aunts passed out...God, it was hilarious. Because the most drunk ones were the ones who were usually uptight and all. Haha

3. Finnish Boy
-_- So, this drunk finnish father dragged his son over to me, my cousin and Maxine and said, "Would any of you fine ladies like to dance with this young boy!?" We all just sort of looked at him blankly...until my cousin pushed me into the boy!! Argh! The stupidest thing was he couldn't dance, and didn't live up to the 'hot finnish boy' stereotype! I didn't want to say, "Hell no" because that would just seem rude. But...argh. The whole time I was wishing Ian were there and not the stupid bozo behind me. Eventually I got away from him...phew!

4. Bouquet!
Guess what. I caught the bouquet!! "Caught." I actually just picked it up off the ground. She threw it back and it landed next to my cousin's feet, and she just backed away. So I just sort of picked it up half-heartedly and my drunk relative was like, 'YAY MAXINE!' Lol...hope you're ready to get married, Ian! lol jk jk

Other than the wedding, we went to Great America. It's this big fat theme park and it was uber fun! Maxine, Sinu, Paul and Uncle Dalton went on ALL the crazy rides, while Shereen and I just stuck to the baby rides, lmao. But we all enjoyed the water park portion of it. All I can say it was fun. I think the only bad part about it all was the drive there and back. I missed you all, and I really miss the rain! <3

OMG OMG OMG HARRY POTTER COMES OUT SO SOON! I SAW A BUNCH OF ADS IN CALI!! WOOT!