Tuesday, July 03, 2007

California [[is nice to the homeless...]]

Woot! I'm finally back from Cali! Wow...that wedding was amazing in so many ways...I think I'm going to seperate the wedding into four different parts. Enjoy!

1. Fancy Shmancy
Holy crap, dude. Holy. Crap. This wedding is by far the most beautiful wedding I've ever been to...and coming from an Indian family, I've been to a lot. It took place in this precious vineyard in Central California. It was like I had walked into a little tuscan village or something! The sun seemed to kiss everything and make everything beautiful. Everyone was dressed up to the max, and just having the whole family in one place was amazing. The food was good, and...wow. The outside of the reception was amazing. There was a cobblestone path, bordered by a deciduous forest and a bunch of ivy on the other side. Between there was a dirt patio thingy and it was just oh so glorious!! God...I can't even describe it. The flowers were blooming, the trees provided the perfect amount of shade...and...*sigh*....

2. Wasted
Wow. I've never seen my cousins drunk. Ever. I mean, I've heard about it. So, my cousin married a finnish girl, so her whole finnish family was there. You'd think that they'd be the drunk ones, right? NO! The indians! They were dancing like retards, and...oh god, it was so embarrasing, yet incredibly funny. Like, this guy was giving a toast and he was like, "And I know this is going to be a happy marriage, since they are one in Christ..." and my cousin is like, "Right, because Jews nor anyone ELSE in the world could ever be happy!!!" And there was this one who ran around the whole night and introduced us all to the finnish people...every indian girl was named, "Maxine," that night. She couldn't remember our names, lmao. One of my aunts passed out...God, it was hilarious. Because the most drunk ones were the ones who were usually uptight and all. Haha

3. Finnish Boy
-_- So, this drunk finnish father dragged his son over to me, my cousin and Maxine and said, "Would any of you fine ladies like to dance with this young boy!?" We all just sort of looked at him blankly...until my cousin pushed me into the boy!! Argh! The stupidest thing was he couldn't dance, and didn't live up to the 'hot finnish boy' stereotype! I didn't want to say, "Hell no" because that would just seem rude. But...argh. The whole time I was wishing Ian were there and not the stupid bozo behind me. Eventually I got away from him...phew!

4. Bouquet!
Guess what. I caught the bouquet!! "Caught." I actually just picked it up off the ground. She threw it back and it landed next to my cousin's feet, and she just backed away. So I just sort of picked it up half-heartedly and my drunk relative was like, 'YAY MAXINE!' Lol...hope you're ready to get married, Ian! lol jk jk

Other than the wedding, we went to Great America. It's this big fat theme park and it was uber fun! Maxine, Sinu, Paul and Uncle Dalton went on ALL the crazy rides, while Shereen and I just stuck to the baby rides, lmao. But we all enjoyed the water park portion of it. All I can say it was fun. I think the only bad part about it all was the drive there and back. I missed you all, and I really miss the rain! <3

OMG OMG OMG HARRY POTTER COMES OUT SO SOON! I SAW A BUNCH OF ADS IN CALI!! WOOT!

4 comments:

Elentine said...

I lol'd at your title... Do you remember what the winery was called? Cuz I know a couple that kinda match your description, but there's a lot of wineries in Cali.

I've only been to two weddings, and none of them included people getting totally wasted. Actually, I have no idea who the weddings were for... Huh, maybe there was something in that sparkling cider...

Christine said...

Lmao...the wedding was at Testarosa Vineyard or something...yeah.

Lol...I wonder what the weddings of all our friends will be like...amusing, naturally.

I want mine to be like a princess fairytale with red roses!! And I want my husband to wear ALL BLACK. To contrast my wedding dress...hehe

Elentine said...

i want my wedding to be all mystical with unicorns and faeries, and instead of a wedding cake, have twinkies, because everyone loves twinkies! I'd even find special, gluten-free twinkies for you! Santa would be my DJ

Christine said...

lmao GF twinkies!!!

Yeah...I want a dress that looks similar to this: http://www.dessygroup.co.uk/collections/destination/1001/1001_white.jpg

But maybe with a bit more poof (not much though) and looking more MAGICAL. lol

And lots of white roses and lillies of the valley will decorate the place!!!