Summer!

Dude, even though it's summer, I'm not too excited. It's not that I don't like the fact of taking a (well-deserved) break, it's that lots of people won't be here. Laine's gonna be God-knows-where....bunches of places. Guy I like is leaving in August (ok that's sort of late, but it's not like he'll ever know i like him), and i never spend time with Olive, except once in a while, so I'll prolly only see her a few times. Layla is going to NC, i think in like two weeks...so it pretty much sucks. Well, at least i still getta hang out with my cuzzes! anyway, i did uber good on the history final, and the geometry final i got a b, and so i ended up with a b in that class. hagagaga, i'm stupid, o well. O yeah, I'm volunteering full time, three days a week, so i only have three other days (besides sunday, which doesn't count) to do stuff. and maxine is lazy, and won't go to college because she doesn't do extracurricular activities...SHE DOESN'T EVEN DO HOUSEWORK, lazyass....anyway, she's beating me up for saying taht....stupid bastard. gosh, i'm so bored....so here's a "bored-christine-story":

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess, who's name was Christine. She was the most beautiful person in the world, and her ugly sister hated her for it. Her other sister was sort of bland, so she hated her too. Everyone liked Christine, because she was kind, generous, thoughtful, innocent, and sweet.
As soon has she turned 16, suitors came pouring into the Kingdom of Ijobuby to ask her hand in marriage. Her sisters were mad, because they were supposed to be asked first, since in the Land of Ijobuby, the smart ones get asked first. One night, princess Maxime and Sherpeen got together and found out that they both felt the same way about Christine.
"Dearest, I really do hate our other sister. I hold no love for her in my stone heart," said Sherpeen. Maxine nodded her head (held six feet, nine inches off the ground) and replied, "I agree. Let's eat gray soup together, so that she's eating the brown soup all by herself, wtih no one to share with!" Sherpeen singgered.
"That's brilliant! I don't know where you think of these ideas! But we also need to get her out of the Kingdom of Ijobuby!! I know, we'll send her to Japani! We'll tell her we have a spa treatment waiting for her there. You know how she likes Basian things!"
So the next day, Christine was sent to the Land of Japani, thanking her "dear" sisters. "I'm so excited! I absolutely love Japini."
To her dismay, however, she was not sent to a spa treatment. She was sent to the political headquarters....Princess Christine hated politics. It just so happened, that a Prince from the land of Bassni, was walking by, humming his favouriteist song! He was very cool-looking, happy, funny, ijobuby (the rule of Ijobuby land, was that in order to marry a prince, he must be ijobuby in your eyes), but he was a little bit impatient. He was there, becuase his father was busy coaching basketball, so he had to run the political errands aaaaall by himseeeeelf.
Now, the people of Japini had put Princess Christine on the balcony, so that everyone could see her beauty. She was the first thing you saw when you entered political headquarters. So when he saw her, he didn't fall madly in love (becuase there is no such thing), but he did fall deeply in love. He had heard of this Christine, but he didn't want to judge her by her looks, and reputation alone. Prince Glassesbasstreble(that was his name...quite a strange name, if you ask me) was one of the few to not visit Christine to ask her hand in marriage. He became very angry at the sight of her objectification.
"Excuse me! What the bloody hell is that beautiful girl doing up there?!" he inquired angrily. "Get her down at once, or I shall never eat your famous Fushi again! NEVER!" So the gaurds took her reluctantly down, for they were very fond of Fushi, and felt that everyone, even people they hated, must eat it. Once Christine was safely on the ground, she ran to Prince Glassesbasstreble, and thanked him, telling him she was eternally grateful. He was quite shy at this moment, becuase she was too gracious than he thought possible. "Are you Princess Christine, from the Kingdom of Ijobuby?"
"Why, yes i am. I know who you are. You're Glassesbasstreble, from Bassni. I know, forI have been deeply in love with you, which is why i have rejected all the other Princes, even the glorified Prince Anprew."
Prince Glassesbasstreble was very surprised at this, and concluded that she MUST be in love with him, for it was said that no fair lady in any kingdom could possible reject Anprew. So, then and there, they got married, and moved back to the Land of Bassni.
When Sherpeen and Maxime found out about how their plan had backfired, they weren't angry, because now that Christine was no longer a princess of Ijobuby Land, they had to be the prettiest maidens on the Kingdom of Ijobuby.
As for Christine and Glassesbasstreble, they had four talented, beautiful sons, named James, Harry, William and Edward. The land loved them, and everyone lived happily ever after!

THE END

I hope you liked it....you probably can figure out who I like form this..quite easily. Anyway, no no, maxine and Shereen are not evil....and I'm not that concieted, i'm not perfect like the me in the story, lol. Well, gtg! The usual...